It’s fucking disgusting that, as a society, we find it acceptable for people to go out at midnight and buy a TV just so they can save $20.

Kinda sucks so far. Too slow.

September soon?

Everyone has the right to a standard of living adequate for the health and well-being of himself and of his family, including food, clothing, housing and medical care and necessary social services, and the right to security in the event of unemployment, sickness, disability, widowhood, old age or other lack of livelihood in circumstances beyond his control. -Article 25, Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

(THIS MEANS HEALTH CARE IS A RIGHT.)

We’ve all seen those commercials for the hologram wristbands with a bunch of fake science-y sounding bullshit. But now I saw a kiosk for them in the mall. This kiosk just happened to offer free demos. I figured I’d have a little fun with this, coming into it knowing the whole thing was a fucking scam.

The “free demo” is just something called applied kinesiology. Applied kinesiology, of course, is just another term for “bullshit we pulled out of our asses”. It’s not science, it’s 100% cow turd.

What I did was “accidentally” fail after counting to three in my head. Of course, I could’ve kept going, but decided it wasn’t worth my time to listen to the douchebag salesman who insisted I was “one in forty” who couldn’t feel the effect of a hologram and a piece of silicone.

Hey, people… Yeah, you! If you want to be stronger or faster, don’t fall for some bullshitter, go on a half hour run every day. It’s free!

3.14.11

You don’t have hold music. You have hold commercials.

January 1, 2011. Another year, more crap to do.

It’s December 25… So it’s Christmas!

The fine people of the Marblehead Fire Department.

Long story short, heater caught some dust on fire. Doesn’t appear to be any damage done or any more fire in the building.

Thank you all so much, Marblehead Fire Department!

[@DamonLindelof]